The Symptoms of Bronyness.
Ever wondered if You are becoming a brony?
As an experienced Bronytologist, and studier of Mad Brony Disease, I will provide you with the symptoms/stages of "Mad brony disease" (The medical/scientific term for Bronyness")
Note: these symptoms are not listed in chronological order.
1: "DDOP" (Daily dose of ponies) This is our first symptom, it gives patients the urge to have a daily (Or weekly, depends on the current level of bronyness) dose of anything pony related. This could include watching episodes, looking at fanart or reading fanfiction. Anything pony related qualifies.
2: "BS" (Brony senses) This symptom is normally found at the start of one's bronyness. This symptom infects the infected's senses. This causes the one infected to constantly talk about ponies, or bronies. This stage is where the patient feels the ponies taking over his/her mind, like some of their sanity is slipping away. in this stage, You can still be saved, as long as You have never watched an episode, You are cure-able.
3: "IPC" (intense pony craving) This Happens if a patient has not had his/her "DDOP" This causes the patient/infected to feel some sort of emptiness in their day, if they didnt have their "DDOP" Thus, making them want to watch even more the next day. Quitting being a brony is similar to Smoking/Drugs, it's hard to quit.
4: "FB"(Full bronyness) out of all of the symptoms listed, this is the most dangerous off all. This is where the patient fully embraces bronyhood, and is officially a full/extreme
brony. If You enter this stage, there is no going back...... *ominous music plays*
The only way to cure this type of brony is to either Kill it, (either with a cross, garlic, or by piercing it's heart with a wooden stake) or by Special surgery, and mental exercises.
So, if You are experiencing any of these symptoms, You are most likely a brony, or You are slowly becoming one. but don't worry, with enough help, You can be saved...
As an experienced Bronytologist, and studier of Mad Brony Disease, I will provide you with the symptoms/stages of "Mad brony disease" (The medical/scientific term for Bronyness")
Note: these symptoms are not listed in chronological order.
1: "DDOP" (Daily dose of ponies) This is our first symptom, it gives patients the urge to have a daily (Or weekly, depends on the current level of bronyness) dose of anything pony related. This could include watching episodes, looking at fanart or reading fanfiction. Anything pony related qualifies.
2: "BS" (Brony senses) This symptom is normally found at the start of one's bronyness. This symptom infects the infected's senses. This causes the one infected to constantly talk about ponies, or bronies. This stage is where the patient feels the ponies taking over his/her mind, like some of their sanity is slipping away. in this stage, You can still be saved, as long as You have never watched an episode, You are cure-able.
3: "IPC" (intense pony craving) This Happens if a patient has not had his/her "DDOP" This causes the patient/infected to feel some sort of emptiness in their day, if they didnt have their "DDOP" Thus, making them want to watch even more the next day. Quitting being a brony is similar to Smoking/Drugs, it's hard to quit.
4: "FB"(Full bronyness) out of all of the symptoms listed, this is the most dangerous off all. This is where the patient fully embraces bronyhood, and is officially a full/extreme
brony. If You enter this stage, there is no going back...... *ominous music plays*
The only way to cure this type of brony is to either Kill it, (either with a cross, garlic, or by piercing it's heart with a wooden stake) or by Special surgery, and mental exercises.
So, if You are experiencing any of these symptoms, You are most likely a brony, or You are slowly becoming one. but don't worry, with enough help, You can be saved...